The Metal Inquisition brings you a very special "Turkey Day" episode. 18 Tracks in about an hour featuring some of the Heaviest acts in our area. 7 Premiers to keep it fresh, a Head2Head battle between King Snyder and Done Deal, whose more Hardcore? We even managed to open the casket for Bands of the past a few times. While it's Halftime, after Naptime, or anytime 24/7 is a good time to tune into this years Holiday Pay Day Episode. Here's a list of fellow slackers who didn't work today either...

1-Jimiraz-Heavy Metal
2-Carnal Dissection-Bathe In Vomit
3-S.I.N.-Let's Shed Some Blood
4-Miscreant-Last Day Of The Condemned to Death
5-Steel Kingdom-Ride
6-Brain Car-Spiders
7-Into Ruin-Not Exactly Work
8-Serenity Falls-The Stanger
9-NKOTR-Gimme A Gun
10-De Fex-Do It For Daddy
11-King Snyder-America Inc.
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12-Done Deal-Cold Stare
13-Never Ending Process-Nowhere To Run
14-The Apologies-Hit It Like You Mean It
15-Children In Heat-Let's All Go Have A Drink
16-When Words Mean Nothing-This Hurts Me
17-The Voodoo Dollies-High
18-Super Secret Holiday Pay Day Bonus Track!

 

The Reign of Dudley having arrived, it made sense this week to feature The Reign of Kindo.  But there are always surprises.  And sometimes, there are voicemails involving some of the thousands of highly paid actors aboard the ship...er, Ark.  Chaos ensues.

Noah's Band of the Week - The Reign of Kindo, an indie and pop band from Buffalo, just back from a grueling tour of 55 dates all across the US of A.  Bassist and backup vocalist Jeff Jarvis joins the show to discuss the complexities of touring and life.

Crazy Band from Crazy Towns - Elma, NY is the home to so many great bands we had to stop by for a second week.  We are treated to some live Dave Constantino Band, along with Marti Monti and Done Deal.  All in all, Elma was a great stop...except that we did learn a frightening version of the town and village's past...from the authority Mr. History.

The Stapp Infection - Michael Jackson is off scamming sheiks out of millions of dollars.  We invite MJ aboard to explain himself.

All this and more THIS WEEK ON NOAH'S ARK!!!  We have Jerry Falwell with the Weather Report, Sling Blade Carl with the Movie Review, and much more.

Please send your questions for our new feature "ASK MAMA THUMB!"  Email us at noahsark@allwnyradio.com, myspace us at myspace.com/noahsarkwny, or call us at 716-989-4427 with your questions and confusions about life, the world, Thumb, or whatever.

This weeks Metal Inquisition proffers 16 tracks to chase away the winter blues, it's not melting this time...get over it! A couple of premiers, a Head2Head Battle between Seize The Soul and Murder The Witness, whoose more BRUTAL?...also Tredd and I "Bridge The Gap" once again, this week to Ohio for a band called Ton. Let's all put the feet up and open a can O whoopass!!! Here's the list of miscreants that defiled the airwaves this week:

1-137-What Doesn't Kill You
2-Beers Metal-Drinking Watching Race Cars
3-Hyperion Blast-Bleeding Whiskey
4-Humongous-10 Below
5-Knife Down Danger-Freeze Dried Family
6-Mortalum-Drugged
7-Ton-Point Of View
8-Murder the Witness-I'd Rather Kill Myself
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9-Seize The Soul-Torture To Believe
10-The Aborts-Silverfish
11-Sumfux-Panic Attack
12-Hold It High-Tempest Tossed
13-Penetration-Ritual Decapitation
14-Medicated Silence-Cemetary
15-Hubris-Fields Of Exquisite Death
16-Brain Pollution-To An End

So, there was this idea to do a split show with Josh Smith, host of "The Way Up" on thinktwiceradio.com, a while back.  Unfortunately we determined that it would be too difficult to transport our thousands of writers and technicians to a remote studio without more planning.  So to open the show, Josh Smith calls Noah and Thumb, apparently in denial about the refusal to do his show.  He wasn't too happy and ended up irate when he discovered we have some special new hot keys.

Noah's Band of the Week - Controlin Death.  This band has inspired, horrified and shocked us ever since we ventured to the crazy town Hilton. (Note: The Noah's Ark Program does not endorse or share any of the views expressed by this band.  In fact we probably should've listened to it all the way through before playing it.)

Crazy Bands from Crazy Towns - In Elma, NY, there are strange goblins of all sorts, from Elvis impersonators to polka to straight up rock.  We sample a few of them and vow to return for more next week.

The Stapp Infection - A tour of love emerges again, death is flushed, people are sued.  All in all it itches.  And it burns.  And the Creed reunion rumors are getting loud.

This weeks Metal Inquisition clearly had an agenda, crushing false idols to acheive inner peace. In other words, I ripped MTV a new one for the embarassment that was the 20th Anniversary Edition of Headbangers Ball...and I played some of WNY's finest while I was doing it! 18 Tracks of Metally Goodness to sooth the shattered soul, a Head2Head Battle between Claymore and Flood The Attic, whose more Crossover? Be sure to voice your opinions! We also proudly premier "Bridging The Gap", a new concept for the show, as well as opening a casket for a lost Demo track...

If Led Zeppelin goes on tour without Robert Plant, a chain of events will be unleashed that will inevitably result in the end of the world as we know it, aka, a Creed reunion.  Ladies and gents, if this comes to pass, all that is right in the world becomes wrong, black becomes white, Amy Winehouse goes to rehab, and then the Jackson 5 follow suit and go on tour.  We are very, very afraid.

Noah's Band of the Week - Mother Red, a rockin psychedelic band with marshy swampy guitars and thick and heavy vocals dominating there unique and varied sound.  Download their album at stampederecords.us, if you are so inclined.

Crazy Band from Crazy Towns - We travel this week to the lovely and palatial, although sinister, Hamburg, NY.  Is Hamburg named after a revolution of cannibals grinding their neighbors into delicious tasty bits?  Maybe.  Mr. History climbs aboard to explain, and we sample several bands from the crazy town.  Matt Gernold is also pranked via voicemail.

The Stapp Infection - Deaths and destruction, a sad but consistent week of the Infection.  On the slow weeks where bunches of people die, we usually check in with a Hall of Famer.  To our horror, the legendary MJ is in the headlines, another signal the end times are upon us, as mentioned above.

Also this week, Jerry Falwell gives us the weather, Sling Blade Carl is back with a B-movie review, Buddy Nuggs observes the multiverse, in addition to steaming mounds of chaos that we deliver each week on the All WNY Radio podcast network.

Back to business this week on Metal Inquisition,17 tracks of music custom made to annoy your neighbors, a bunch of premiers to the show, some "Thumblegs", a Head2Head Battle between Psyopus and Imbroglio, who gives better "Bed Spins"?...and a visit or two to the crypts of the metal past...all neatly wrapped in a carbon friendly wrapper!!!

Noah's Band of the Week - Last Conservative, a rock/indie band based in Buffalo.  TJ Zindle, founding member and primary songwriter, joins the show while on a trip to the airport to tell us about the music.

Crazy Bands from Crazy Towns - Henrietta, NY, site of the infamous Pulteney Revolution and resulting bloodbath.  We check out The Hi-Risers, Sakes Alive!!, Heavy Hearted, Taran, and, of course, the ultra-heavy Axe of Death.

The Stapp Infection - It's another leg of the drooling parade of morons making headlines in the music industry.  Who comes out alive this week?

All this and much more on the show this week with a special conclusion to Senator John McCain's theme song problem, Jerry Falwell with the weather, Tredd calling in to make a special announcement, an expired warranty, and much, much more.